Husband,
Pretty pretty please call. I'm going crazy over here at Kelsey's house! It messy. Fruit flies have taken over the kitchen, I live in a squalor that makes me want to cry! I wish I could rent a one-bedroom apartment for the next two months! I just want my space! I want things to be clean and organized to my standards. I've lost three good towels to people misusing them to clean up a water heater leak. They are killing my dowry! I'm freaking out. I want out of here. It's not good for my sanity to live here. Help help help!
Okay, that's all the time I have because I have so much homework. I need to get to sleep, and then wake up and start working on it again!
I love you!
Forever and Always!
And I promise it's not just to get out of here. It's just a bonus!
